So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Is it because I queefed?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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