you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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