Nicole vs. Life
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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