we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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