i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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