Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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