I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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