Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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