i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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