worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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