Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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