Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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