my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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