can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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