Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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