all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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