O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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