You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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