you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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