Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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