Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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