The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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