I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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