Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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