You work out of a Hotel?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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