i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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