I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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