It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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