Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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