i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize