Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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