I'm gonna have a badass scar
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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