We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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