Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
