STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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