"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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