I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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