i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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