well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
