Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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