What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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