I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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