That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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