He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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