I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
