also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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