rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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