Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
