she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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