We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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