spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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