So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
