I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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