i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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