just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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